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Welcome to Bedlam University!

All of the Bedlamites are so glad you're here! (Well, except Trickster. He thinks you're sus.) Follow the links below to dive head-first into the Bedlam chaos! (If you dare. Windy would probably warn you against it. But I'm sure Mary and K.P. would love the company! And hey, if you get a good grade, maybe Bunny--I mean, Teacher--will give you a sticker!)

Find our FAQs on this page, and click on the cute little pictures below to find all our cool online stuff, like the book, the website, and the street team email list.

FAQ: for people who frequently ask questions

Who in the world are Rumple and Stilt?
Oh, we're just two sisters who love playing with stuffed animals and didn't get the memo that we were supposed to grow out of them.
Who are all these stuffed animal characters? Bedlamites, you called them? And they're your "kin"? Like, what in the world???

The Bedlamites--the stuffed animals and dolls residing in Bedlam--are indeed Rumple and Stilt's kin. Well, sort of. They're our childhood friends and we're basically related so get used it. Everything's weird in Bedlam University.

Now if you're wondering who the characters are, that's a bit easier of a question. We have Blue Bear the pitiful and pathetic scientist geek; Baby Tiny the adorable and mischievous mayor of TinyTown; Koko Pasta the idiotic and smelly orangutan bum; Mary the tubby and sassy curio sales-monkey; Pasta the misfortunate but successful clown puppet; Baby Josiah the sleepy and also incredibly wealthy businessdoll; Trickster the grouchy tiger who's a part-time carpenter and full-time bachelor; Windy the extremely cool husky-wolf who leads a sled dog team; Baby Bear the ditsy romantic who loves candy; and the incredibly large and extremely pompous Bunny, known to the University students as Teacher (because she's, well, their teacher). And if you imagined this combination of characters going to school together and didn't see how anything could go wrong, then you need to see a doctor. Or maybe just become a Bedlamite yourself.

Why do the Bedlamites go to a University? Don't some of them already have degrees?

Yes, multiple Bedlamites have degrees. Blue Bear has three PhDs, five master's degrees, and eight bachelor's, with majors and minors various scientific and medical disciplines; Trickster has a bachelor's in being a bachelor; Baby Tiny has a degree in political science; Josiah has one in business; and Pasta has a master's from the Clown College.

Is there any objectionable content in the Rumple and Stilt's Kin books, or are they safe for kids?
Yes, the Bedlam stories are completely clean and safe for kids from ages one to a hundred and one. We, Rumple and Stilt, always write from our Christian worldview, which means are books contain no content above PG-level rating. For more information, check the About Us section on our website, or contact us at rumpleandstilt@rumpleandstiltskin.com
Why does Trickster think I'm sus?
We don't know. Ask him. *shrug*